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I came across an article recently about a Japanese trend among single women to marry themselves.  It reminded me that there are a lot of oddities and quirks that come out of the Land of the Rising Sun; they even have a name for odd inventions:  “Chindogu”, meaning “‘un-useless’ or priceless tool”; I think that’s meant in irony, but one never knows, with Japan.  For the list below, believe me when I say that I’ve left off hundreds of REALLY bizarre items!  Here are a few of the less-weird ideas:

• Soap-printing pens: 3D sculpting pens for bath time that make soap foam.
• Sleeping dome head tent: Just like it sounds – a small tent to put your head in at night, so that your skin stays hydrated.
• Salty potato ice cream
• Ice-block noodle bowls
• Hyperrealistic food bookmarks
• Watermelon-shaped dumplings on a stick
• Charcoal Face Wash
• Smile Assessment Apps: Designed to assess a smile’s quality with facial recognition; used in hospitality industries such as airline flight attendants and customer service positions.  A symptom of this image-obsessed age.
• Umbrellas with wheels: A “rolling cane umbrella” means you can drag it behind until needed…
• Single weddings: “Me marrying myself” weddings are becoming popular among single women in Kyoto, Japan – complete with bridal pampering, the dress, the hair & make-up and photo album of memories, but without a groom necessary.
• Eyedrop funnels
• Karaoke, and “silent karaoke” (for those moments you don’t want to be heard belting out a tune)
• Shoe umbrellas
• Square watermelon: Makes them more space-efficient to ship
• Umbrella necktie
• Hearing enhancers: Basically, aluminium bowls strapped to the side of your head – in case hearing aids are too discreet for you.
• Bubble wrap keychain – re-pop-able stress relief. This would be a good gag gift for a stocking stuffer or Advent calendar.
• Baby Mop Suit: Let the baby clean the floor while they’re crawling around.  Very hygienic.
• Half-body, or “hug” pillow: A torso-shaped pillow with arm, for the lonely woman.
• Lap pillow: For the lonely man, a pillow shaped like a woman’s kneeling lap.
• Capsule hotels: Literally a box, similar to a morgue slab, for sleeping in; an economical way to crash overnight.
• Themed food for films (see hamburger below, made for the Ghost Busters film)
• Zentai – De-stressing and escaping social pressures by dressing in full-body lycra suits
• Commuter’s Aids: Either a construction helmet with a suction cup on the back to hold your head upright while sitting in the U-Tube (subway), or a stick with a padded “U” to hold your chin while you stand.
• Face Gadgets: Everything from face irons, eyebrow wrinkle stretchers, smile exercisers, lipstick application masks (because every woman has the same size and shape mouth, right?), round-eye enhancers, eyelid trainers, face slimmer mouth exercisers, face lift chin-belts… the list goes on and on, with the Japanese fixation on Western standards of “beauty” reaching maniac proportions.
• Cat costumes:  The Japanese are cat-crazy, from the lucky cat waving everywhere, to cat restaurants (as well as any other kind of animal you can think of), and the weird (and animal-unfriendly, if you asked the animals) custom of dressing cats and dogs in bizarre mini outfits.

The slide show below illustrates a few of these gadgets or concepts, plus a few others.  Enjoy!

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