
Category Archives: Humor
Odd Jobs #7: Fragrance Chemists to Gumologists
This week’s lineup of oddball jobs includes a literal odd-ball job: Diving for lost golf balls. That might seem like a perfect job for someone who loves the outdoors and diving – that is, until you face alligators in Florida (and yes, the video footage is real). I think it would be a cushier job (pun intended) to be a furniture tester. Being a greeting card writer might be fun for awhile, but I think it would be difficult to stay fresh year in, year out, unless you could switch “genres” – if that term doesn’t exist in the greeting card industry, I think it should: Birthday & anniversary genre; condolence genre; or flippant, schmaltz, generic, and even hate-mail genres. Can you think of others?

- Fragrance Chemist
- Funeral Service Manager
- Furniture Tester
- Genetic Counselor
- Gold Reclaimer: Scour old teeth for fillings, melting the gold from them with broken gold jewellery into tiny gold pellets, which is then re-sold to jewellers.
- Golf Ball Diver
- Google cyclist: Gathers images for Google Earth’s street views in traffic-congested cities.
- Greeting Card Writer
- Gross Stunt Testers: The film and television industry employs gross stunt testers. These people make $800 per day to test disgusting items such as bugs and fluids to make sure it is safe for others to consume on camera.
- Gum Buster: Through special steaming tools, they remove the gum stuck to sidewalks, street benches, cinemas and restaurants.
- Gumologist
Lost in Translation: Camel Balls Gum
Today’s product is sold in the UK, among other places (e.g. Amazon). In and of itself, it may not be lost in translation so much as a marketing gimmick, but I came across an article of the UK’s Mirror titled, “Bubblegum called Camel Balls sold to girl, 7, gives mum the hump”. Their choice of that last word in this particular context is unfortunate, given its connotations in some English dialects…

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